I know this is kind've sad but...?

can anyone give me a really good facebook status that i can post?! i want to get the attention of my ex ( thats the sad bit - but i have good reason i promise! :D ) i wanna stand out from al the other girls. the reason he went for me in the first place is because im very quirky? i was thinking something ual and funny? along those lines? not well really suggestive though? :) i know this is a really random question but ive got total mind blank right now! any ideas? cheers for any responses! :)