My nephew thought one of those energy saving lightbulbs was vanilla ice cream and licked the bulb! what to do?

His tongue is black, flaky, and crisper than a burnt potato chip. He's crying and is speaking now with a lisp. Why do they make those things in the shape of vanilla ice cream swirls? I couldn't believe it so i tried it too, and it burned my tongue so bad i can't feel my chin. Somebody's gonna pay for this! There's no warnings on the bulb box that tell me its not a vanilla swirl. I don't think i can whistle or blow bubbles!